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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:26
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
How can the K-pop fandom have such a toxic mentality?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do you think they're treating Diddy worse than Tate? Is it because of racism?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried